Monday, February 13, 2012

Hustling Roman

Out in the countryside there are many dangers for cats, especially when they love to wander beyond their indoor havens. The owls and coyotes living nearby pose some of the biggest threats to them, topped only by hi-speed drivers and loose dogs.

This made the feline haven our neighbor Nancy maintained a singular feat among the cat-lovers in our small community in California. On her property, cats enjoyed long lives without fear of being carried off during the night or day. For the first few years after my family moved to Lake Riverside Estates, I often marveled at the way Nancy’s cats could have such freedom outside—prowling through the tall meadow grass across her gateless land.

One day, my mother and I asked Nancy what had made the property so safe for her furry companions. She gave us a sly grin fit to make a Cheshire cat envious and pointed to her golden tomcat Roman:

“Several years ago,” Nancy said. “A young coyote came close to my house with the intention to eat one of my cats. He picked the wrong cat to pick on, because when Roman saw the coyote approaching, his fur bristled and he turned into a fierce hurricane of claws and teeth. He charged that coyote and chased the frightened critter back into the fields across the way. The coyotes have left my cats alone, ever since.”

Roman earned his name that day, toppling this threat to his territory. This message must have passed onto the other wildlife in the estates as well, since no other animal dared to touch Roman or his friends.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Gale

Gentle Santa Ana Gale
Roving traveler over Anza prairies

You tickle bovine backs,
Rustle equine manes,
And caress babies’ cheeks.

Show me where you take,
Those sweet melodies you make,

And for whose sake.

Forgotten Television: In Search of Dr. Seuss

“Open a book, open up your imagination.” –Dr. Seuss

When one journalist (Kathy Najimy) goes searching for the “true story” behind beloved children’s author Dr. Seuss, she stumbles into an unforgettable adventure through both his life and works—guided by none other than the infamous Cat in the Hat. Combining heartfelt retellings of tales such as “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” and “Hunches-in-Bunches” with wistful commentary on what inspired Dr. Seuss to create each one, this special in no way resembles the average solemn biography on an influential figure in American literary history.

Instead, in traditional Dr. Seuss style, it fills every step with laughs and charming characters portrayed by familiar faces like Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Patrick Stewart, and Christopher Lloyd. There are also several tasteful remixes of these classics put to music, including a gospel choir rendition of “Yurtle the Turtle” and a Broadway duet of “Oh The Places You’ll Go.”

By the finish viewers will not only have learned valuable lessons Dr. Seuss wished to give to children and adults alike with his writings, but a lot about one person who was a philanthropist to his very core and deserves to have his own story remembered by all.

Thanks to this film, that is very easy to do.

It is a shame this particular special received so little publicity, since the unconventional or (as Dr. Seuss might have called it) Sledgehammer approach to this biography makes learning about history fun and exciting. This film can turn adults into children, have kids singing, and imbue newfound wisdom and hope into anyone (regardless of his or her age).

Looking for a fun experience that just happens to be educational? Check out In Search of Dr. Seuss.

“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.”—Dr. Seuss

Monday, January 30, 2012

Recipes We Should Recognize

There are certain food recipes so delicious it would be a shame to keep them private, and these specific ones come from a Dutch cookbook known as Cet Smakelijk (just try saying this five times fast :D), from the members and friends of the “Junior Welfare League of Holland, Michigan.” Copyright 1976, and with no plagiarism intended.

Buck’s Bread Pudding              (Makes 4-6 servings)                                     On page 556

3 Eggs                        2 tsp. Vanilla
1 qt. Milk                   4-6 Slices broken, stale bread (Teri’s note: fresh is fine too)
½ Cup Sugar              Nutmeg

Preheat oven to 400F. Use a 1½ qt. casserole. Beat eggs; add milk, sugar, and vanilla. Mix thoroughly. Stir in bread. Pour into casserole and sprinkle with nutmeg. Bake uncovered for 50-60 minutes. Delicious hot or cold.

Submitted by Buck Matthews, a personality on Grand Rapids Television

Blender Cheesecake                                                                                     On Page 455

Crumb Crust
½ eggs                                2 (8oz. each) pkgs. Cream cheese, softened and cut into pieces
½ cup sugar                       2 T. Butter melted
2 tsp. vanilla
1½ cups sour cream

Preheat oven to 325F. Line a 9’’ cake pan with crumb crust. Put eggs, sugar, vanilla and sour cream into blender; blend 15 seconds. Gradually add cheese, then butter. Pour into cake pan. Bake 35 minutes, or until set in center. Filling will be soft but will firm up as the cake cools. Chill thoroughly before serving.

Submitted by Mrs. William Boyer


Enjoy these delicious and simple dishes, with a special thanks to Buck Matthews and Mrs. Boyer.


I have placed a bar here to separate the treats above with one even simpler one my family sometimes made:

Putter Butter Jelly in a Cup

Putter Butter
Jelly
Mug

This dessert is exactly how it sounds—a peanut butter and jelly sandwich minus the bread, and mixed in a cup. The results are surprisingly tasty.

Paper Script*

Can you help me?

There is a book I would like to read
Hidden among the paper trees

Aisles at the bookstore

There is a story I would like to find
One lost text to make mine

Without a known author or title

The tale within is what I will write
So that someone just might

Know and tell me the answers

It is a paper world with paper streets
And newspaper sidewalks and writer’s beats

Manuscripts rare make big business there

A man must protect a manuscript rare
From all those who would dare

To murder the Raven like Poe

That is all I know.

Can you help me?


*[Note]: The story described in this poem is actually a book I found once on a shelf in B&N. It told about a city of writers where there was a manuscript so rare and valuable people would sacrifice everything to own it—and the opening mimicked the Lemony Snicket style of warning the reader “do not begin this book half-heartedly” because they might become trapped in that world. Perhaps there is some truth to this statement. I put the book back and am scouring bookshelves trying to discover it again.
So if anyone has an idea what book I mean or its author, please contact me. 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Forgotten Television: The Halloween Tree

Hidden among the granules of holiday television classics shines a polished gem inspired by a short story from Ray Bradbury—who also gave us The Martian Chronicles and other sci-fi epics. The Halloween Tree follows a group of children on a mission to rescue their terminally ill friend from the overworked but witty grim reaper Moundshroud (voiced by Leonard Nimoy), and wind up exploring various traditions throughout history that have contributed to our modern concept of Halloween.
From the pyramids of Egypt, to Dia de los Muertos, to Notre Dame—this special reveals the reasons why adults and children alike wear costumes every Oct 31st, pass out candy, or just celebrate being scared silly. This show is appropriate for all ages, with Ray Bradbury weaving a gentle Halloween fairytale meant to enchant, rather than terrify.

It is more than the strong storyline or educational content that makes this a must-see flick. There are too few holiday shows nowadays (especially ones for Halloween) emphasizing the historical significance of our beloved annual celebrations, in favor of showing children or people focused on their more commercial elements. In Halloween Tree, getting as much candy as possible matters little to the kids, and their magical adventure across time is its own sweet reward.

As Moundshround says: “And that children, is Halloween—all rolled up in one. Night and day, summer and winter, life and death, 4,000 years ago, 100 years ago, or this year. One place or another, the celebrations are all the same.”

So while October 31st has long since passed (or is still far away), if you are on the outlook for meaningful classics Halloween Tree is worth checking out.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Drawing a Portrait*

I am a drawing.

I can peer out at you through the ink letters. Can you see me?
Can you see the young girl with skin fair as buttermilk, wrapped in a comforter   
decorated by sakura blooms?

This morning I heard Fuji-san tremble,                              and I live in Los Angeles.

No.

I do not come from Japanese roots.

But I know tragedy—the heart-rending images flashing across a television screen, or just down the street. These are the moments I send gazes heaven-bound to make sure light still shines down upon us.

War. Earthquakes. Paranoia. Sadness.

If these things could bury us in darkness, the sun, moon, and stars would disappear into the void. We should then see nothing but what lies at our feet.

Yet all these sources continue to illuminate our world as always, revealing what we have never lost even when the earth moved—
People.

There are still people who feel for us
                                   Who reach out for us
                                    Who remind us we exist   
And as long as we exist

There is no disaster able to truly shatter our spirits


These are the words written along my arms, creeping towards my face.

I draw so you can see me.

I draw to send comfort
                 When I am at a lost
                                   For words
                                        To heal the wounds
                                                    Time and love must seal.

Can you see me?

*Originally published in Palm 2011